Musicians Eat Fortune Cookies, Too.

Joseph Haydn: You thought you could trip me up with your 16ths slur? or the way you spell Menuett? *mistake* I actually kind of like you, and B-minor has nothing to do with it.

Per Gessle and Mats Persson: Thanks for making the 40th measure impossible, jerks. Look at your music and measure a normal human hand, then tell me what to listen to.

Frankie J: Don’t tell anyone, but I like your version more than Aventura. I don’t know if it’s the 10 lbs of cubic zirconium on your ears or the way you keep your clothes on in a bathtub, but I def think I’m in love.

Akon and Ebony are never in the same room at the same time (?!)

Linguistics sucks right now na na
cause the test wasn’t curved right now na na
so I’m not in class right now na na

I wanna have lunch right now na na
I wanna have lunch right now na na
I wanna have lunch right now na na

but I’d rather loop this song and bounce on my bed until Akon gets here. right now na na

P.S. What it looks like to get your money’s worth of education at a top liberal arts college:

The Purple Dance

actually, backstreet boys are better but.. you know. don’t misunderstand

EVERYONE IN EBONY IS OBNOXIOUS

FOR COURTNEY.

Consider yourself tagged, woman.

50 questions

Here are the rules – post this list on your profile replacing my answers with yours.

Tag 25 people to do the same thing.

If I tagged you, it’s because I want to know more about you.

1. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE?
no. these caps are going to get annoying.

10. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE CEREAL?
ahhh what a great question.

Square shaped cereal:
-CINNAMON LIFE (insert mark’s blog link)
-golden grahams TIED WITH blueberry muffin toppers
Circle shaped cereal
-olympic cheerios
Sugary cereal:
-fruity freaking pebbles
Loud cereal:
– captain crunch

13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM?
blue moon.
it tastes like fruit loops without the milk

14. WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT PEOPLE?
whether they’re annoying or not

15. RED OR PINK?
skip
actually, red

16. WHAT IS YOUR LEAST FAVORITE THING ABOUT YOURSELF?
skip

17. WHO DO YOU MISS THE MOST?
I need Adam Brody back in my life sssooooooooonnn

27. HAIR COLOR?
courtney please don’t go purple

30 FAVORITE FOOD?
breakfast and ice cream

36. FAVORITE DESSERT
see favorite food

I skipped a couple, but I’d say it’s pretty much done. So stop telling me to do this thing.