– A thing of nail polish in “Spring Fling,” which looks peach-colored in the bottle but gold and tacky on my fingernails.
– A milkglass vase with flowers from last summer’s wedding
– A Swingline stapler
– One green mug with a sad little puddle of Coke Zero at the bottom
– One compostable plastic cup 1/3 filled with trail mix I took from the junior art show opening
– One unwrapped box of chocolate-covered macadamias
– Ernesto’s unused Lagniappe
– One Glade candle that smells like “Clean Linen” or “Fresh Cotton” or something similar to give the illusion that any laundry ever gets done in this apartment
– Half of a chocolate chip cookie from Sayles
– One Energizer battery charger
– One new copy of “A Century of Revolution” by Grendin & Joseph
– One used copy of “Keep it Real” by Lee Gutkind
– One used and battered copy of “The Rise and Fall of the American Teenager” by Thomas Hine
– A teal-colored ceramic Sun/Moon that I haven’t found a nail for
– A framed print of Paws/Pause
– One used copy of “The Motorcycle Diaries”
– The Spring/Summer Northfield community ed catalog
– A Victoria’s Secret catalog
– One copy of “One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest” that is property of John Marshall High School
– One sealed envelope addressed to the Mayo Scholarship Plan
– One printout of a reddit IAMA thread titled, “I transport exotic and unusual shipments for FedEx. AMA”
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