Pro-Procrastination

Review of Everything

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(because I can’t love too much one part of it)

The Carletonian: Like Old Faithful, you never fail to be the most advertised AND most boring attraction on campus. Except for 4th week’s issue, where the open letters to/from SaGa were more entertaining and passionate than anything in the Carl. Thank you. Please go back to being bland.

Benjamin Parks: Thanks for the migraine-inducing Clap article. Or whatever that was.

Fall: Your one night stand has broken thousands of hearts across the midwest. I hope you’re making potato chips out of leaves somewhere far away where you’ll be underappreciated until you cry the way my heart did when I saw snow outside my window.

Bob Dylan: Thanks, but no thanks.

Rubber Eraser: WHERE ARE YOU?? THE OBS.DRAW MIDTERM IS ON WEDNESDAY LSDKJLSKJDKLSJFLSDKJ I don’t want to spend another 2$

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Author: Paulina

Junior at Carleton College. In love with John Mayer. Allergic to erythromycin.

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